kippery:

girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids 

uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah

drew this while i was waiting for food :0~~

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

chosenxbyxetro:

Link, we have to find Princess Zelda!

“A bad joke, Your Grace.”

it’s all a lie,

that’s all it’s ever been for you.

australiansanta:

i like how in america a ‘goon’ is a fool but in australia it’s a refreshing morning drink to start the day 

cultural variances are so cute

I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel…

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

"I loved movies so much, sometimes, I’d shove them down the front of my pants. I liked the way they feel."